markusxvx:

WHATTTT?!?!

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This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day

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brendan-s:

for-hyrul3:

xfadingxflowersx:

misterpornographic:

fuck-youimfunny:

omg i’m sick and laughing is so painful right now… BUT LOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M DYING

wtf is this??xDDD

Fucking ‘scuse me? B’ahahahahah.

This is like, my third time reblogging this :)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT SICK BASS WOBBLE?

WE’RE GETTING CLOSE TO THE DUBSTEP GARDENS. 

byrontobuffy:

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

randomhumanrambling:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL

NO GET OUT OF HERE, DEMON SPAWN

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

GREETINGS, DENIZENS OF THE DEEP! MY NAME IS CHIP WIGGLESWORTH AND I AM A STRANGER IN THESE LANDS! OR IS IT WATERS? WATERS! I AM A STRANGER IN THESE WATERS! IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE TO FROLIC BENEATH THE WAVES FOR A BRIEF TIME, BUT ONLY WITH YOUR KIND PERMISSION!

I’M GOING TO WARN YOU AHEAD OF TIME, I SHED LIKE A  DANDELION AND MY BLADDER HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE I CHEWED THROUGH THAT EXTENSION CORD LAST YEAR! 

IT HAS JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW WHAT DANDELIONS OR EXTENSION CORDS ARE, AND ALSO THAT I DON’T REALLY KNOW HOW SOUND WAVES WORK UNDERWATER!  I MIGHT NOT NEED TO BE YELLING! I APOLOGIZE! I CAN’T SEEM TO STOP MYSELF!

rain-f4ll:

yes.

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sugarpillsandalcohol:

tacotwat:

i love you

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, LISA, FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ADULT ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION AND AGREEING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK IT OUT. WE’VE BEEN GREAT ROOMMATES FOR A WHILE NOW AND I’D HATE FOR US TO LOSE THAT OVER SOMETHING SILLY LIKE MY VERY TINY, VERY LOW-KEY METH LAB.

DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN YOU DID THAT THREE WEEK CLEANSE WHERE YOU ONLY DRANK LEMON JUICE AND MAPLE SYRUP WITH CAYENNE PEPPER IN IT? I SUPPORTED YOU, DIDN’T I? EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T APPROVE. THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING IN RETURN.

AND, WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT, IF YOU’RE STILL LOOKING FOR A GOOD WEIGHT LOSS PLAN I’D LIKE TO RECOMMEND METH. IT’S BOUND TO TASTE BETTER THAN THE LEMON JUICE THING AND I’LL GIVE YOU A HUGE DISCOUNT.

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glitterkyler:

I infinitely regret not posting this the first time saw it. 

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